i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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