I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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