fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
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I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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