Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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