Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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