The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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