WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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