if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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