Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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