I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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