i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
how drunk are you?
Several
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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