Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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