she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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