end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I bet he comes in French.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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