their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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