She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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