it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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