Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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