is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Shame is for Republicans.
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