why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
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He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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