He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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