She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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