What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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