At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
