No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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