I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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