His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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