hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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