hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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