Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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