You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
we should paint friendship bongs
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