Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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