Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
There r osticjed everywhere
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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