you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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