He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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