i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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