yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Is it because I queefed?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Randomize
