it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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