im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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