No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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