i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My brain says no but my pants say off.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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