But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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