Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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