I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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