dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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