and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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