I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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