you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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