I smell stomach acid.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
vagina is talking i cant
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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