If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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