Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You did what with his pubic hair?
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