i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just cropdusted the office
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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