: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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