We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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