Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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