I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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