with your own penis?
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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