you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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