I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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