Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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