I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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