Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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